sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

tehjojo:

You could rule the world together….assuming she lets you live lol

tehjojo:

You could rule the world together….assuming she lets you live lol

this football game is just hilarious okay last post till i leave, bye everyone :D:D

poyzn:

Animals that are little awesome.

hey everyone, im going to Denmark for a couple of days, i probably wont be online till sunday!
I love y’all <3<3 and please dont murder too many people, srsly :D

mackwrites:

don’t tell the tf2 fandom about this…

mackwrites:

don’t tell the tf2 fandom about this…

thatfunnyblog:

 

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

(Source: natama-men)

zethie:

catsbeaversandducks:

"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."

Photos via Cat Act 

If you don’t think cats are awesome you are wrong. Sorry, it’s scientificly proven.

emmagrant01:

knitmeapony:

amelou:

cool-glasses-kyle:

markmejia:

High School Fashion, 1969

What a trip.

Wow these photos are stunning

Some of these outfits are the raddest things I’ve ever seen.

Can we talk about the tights.

The existence of photos like these (and similar photos from the 70s and 80s and so on) makes me wonder yet again why current-day movies set in this time never seem to be able to get the hair and clothing right.

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love)

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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Maisie Williams: HA HA HA [x]

(Source: brokenwingsflyagain)

WLT